beware the 50 pound bowling shark

My date for the evening....a 50 pound bowling shark who can hardly lift a 12 pound ball. Yet he threw three strikes in the first set.  
(Side note...my little Dabber here. Score a touchdown? Dab. Roll a strike? Dab. Sneeze? Why of course, you Dab!)

My ego is glad burgers and fries are next on the lineup!